Political Rants from the Right

Yeah..psshhh…not like really a doomsday event or anything like that - but - regardless of who wins tomorrow - the world will seem to come to an end for one side or the other.  We’ve all heard the reports that if Obama wins - there will be riots.  If Obama loses - there will be riots.  I guess it doesn’t really matter then!

So - I figured I would chronicle here why the world comes to an end for each party:

If Obama Wins:

He said today that he will “change America.” - That means we will now be known as The United States of Socialist America.

The Civilian National Security force that Obama will be funding (Hitler’s “Brown Shirts”) will go around and confiscate all of the guns in this country.  If anybody says anything negative about Obama - that will earn the wrath of Obama’s Brown Shirts.

The Fairness Doctrine will be implemented that will severely stifle our 1st Amendment right to free speech by forcing Conservative talk radio off the airwaves and all Internet blogs will be monitored to ensure that conservative blogs are fair and balanced.

Israel will no longer be an ally of the U.S.  Rather, Obama will align himself with all the Muslim Theocracies.  Islam will become the national religion.

MexAmeriCanada will become an reality and our currency will be the Amero - at least for a few years before Obama joins the international community and joins a world bank with one world currency thereby giving up our American sovereignty to the U.N. and other foreign nationals.

There will no longer be any private businesses.  Capitalism will be banned and the government will socialize all industries.  There will no longer be a lower or middle-class.  There will only be government elites and the workers of the country.  Only those in government positions will have money and power.

The U.S. Constitution will be replaced by some other document created by the Democrats and Obama.  Afterall, the Constitution is severely flawed and outdated according to Obama.  He plans on appointing Supreme Court justices who have “empathy” rather than interpret the law according to the Constitution.

If McCain Wins

Every person in this country will be required to own a gun.

Roe v Wade will be overturned and abortions will go underground again.

Homosexuality will be outlawed.  Anyone who is caught engaging in any homosexual acts will be forced in to religious re-education camps.

McCain will die in his first year and Palin will take over - that stupid, idiotic, moronic, inexperienced, religious zealot bitch!

Community organization groups like ACORN will be banned because the McCain administration will have determined that all community organizations are fraudulent.

Minorities will have to work for a living.  Food stamps and all other forms of public assistance will be cut as part of McCain’s hatchet attack to all social programs that benefit minorities.

The rich will continue to get richer on the backs of the poor.  McCain will give tax breaks to the ultra-rich and raise taxes on the poor and the middle class.

That Warmongering butcher will start a war with Iran and there will be a nuclear holocaust that will wipe out almost everything on this planet.  He will start World War III because of his temper.

McCain will open up the Patriot Act and start actively listening in on all phone conversations, Internet communications, and will require all computers connected to the Internet to have tracking programs.

Everyone in the country will be required to get a chip implant (Digital Angel) so the government can monitor their every movements to make sure they are not engaging in any suspected illegal activities under the guise of an anti-terrorism program.

Regardless of who you support - get out tomorrow and vote!

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